# lis is me #

badness and madness

Sunday, March 23, 2008

couple-a things

I fixed the painting. Nothing some wood glue, pulling up nails, fitting the picture, pushing nails and holding glued wood together for a few minutes and standing it on the broken end to hold the glue...won't fix. Seriously, who needs tools? Well, I use tools, they're just a little alternative.

West Coast won last night and I was so stoked. I'm 3 out of 5 so far. Running work's footy comp this year. Fuuuuuck. Who the fuck would tip Port over Geelong??? I DID. Also Carlton over Richmond. But come on... Port??? Seriously. I was soooo tempted to change it. Who's gonna know?? But I didn't. Last year's comp organiser won the competition and I was so suss of her. I'd never cheat. But what if I did? Oooh... my conscience is going nuts!

I found season 2 of 'Love My Way'. You like how i did the single ' 's? that's work for ya. Anyway, Love My Way is awesome. Told Annette I got it out from the vid store and I was kidnapped to her house for 2 days solid. Except for meal and sleep breaks. Happy Easter. That is a fucking good show though. The characters are so fucked up. Best description I can think of right now.

Went to the Comedy Festival Friday night. Mel's got Jeff Green, Kristen .... someone and Reginald D ...someone else. Was a good free night. Then got in to Hi-FI to see more comedy action. TO be honest, I don't consider myself a comedy person. Sure, I laugh a lot. But I don't much care for comedy movies, Adam Hill and.... well that's it. But it was alright...once I got kicked out for trying to sneak in as a black dude called Jason. OK, I'll tell you about that!! Mel got Jason's pass and said "Take this in. Don't show her the photo". I didn't think to look. The narky chick at the door looks at it, says "Sorry, you're not Jason". Damn. SO i just left. Mel calls back and says "I"ve got Jason on the front, he's the guy that runs it all. Come back we'll get you in!!" So back I go, the chick's like..."Sorry, you need a season pass to get another person in." Jason's like...I work here. Still no good. "Where do you work?" "Backstage. I'm Jason. I'm running the Comedy Festival". Hahhaa. SHe looks again. "Jason? OHH. OK! SOrry bout taht"/ WHat a wench.

Oh and when I got to the city... WHAT THE FUCK?? Can someone enlighten me as to what they're doing to the intersection at fed square/flinders street??? Crazy mother fuckers are digging up my tram tracks!! FUCKIN CRAZY. Made me walk for miles...further.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

satay wall

i've decided to start a new hobby. it's called food art. more specifically, painting walls with sauce. yesterday it was satay sauce. it was delightful and truly beautiful. i could post a picture of it because taking photos of food/art is all the race. but... i haven't had a camera for a while now. so re michelle L's satay pizza that she wasn't able to have for a while due to qld council election or watever it was, i've been making pita pizzas ( i know, delightful, right? well i know belinda thinks so!) and satay beef pizza was def. my greatest creation. so while trying to get the rest of the sauce out of the bottle, i did the flick, right, you know, it was a big flick cuz there wasn't much sauce left and this involved swinging my arm about 2x360 degrees (equals ??) and the lid flew right off and sauce went all over the wall. also splattering across the floor, the carpet and over a picture that my godmother's mother painted. it's of the desert and one of my favourites at my place. so i was absolutely devastated. oh shit i haven't actually checked the ceiling for sauce. guess i'll save that for later. so while cleaning up (i mopped carpet! haha hilarious) i bumped the desert picture and it fell off, broke the frame and also took a huge chunk out of the skirtingboard. damn it. the pic is ok and now satay sauce-less. you know what sucks? 1 - i have no sauce left, 2 - the picture has no frame and i can't hang it on the wall any more and 3 - there's a chunck out of the wall. if it wasn't my place, i wouldn't give a toss. but it is my place...and i do give a toss. sucks.

can someone come and fix my wall?? cheers xx

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

"I was thiiiis close...!!!"

..to dying today. How exciting! OK, so apparently that's my trademark comment. (The "how exciting" thing) This morning 430am when I was downstairs in the car park just leaving for work, I heard this massive screech of tyres and a huge smash and was like "wat the fuck!!!" Ran to go up there outside and thought, wait, I should get my keys so I can get back in! Also thinking about dead people and blood and CPR and all that. So ended up driving the car out there for some light and there's the little red sooped-up hatch the wrong way round smashed against the curb, glass everywhere and an expensive 4wd that'd bumped about 10m from where it was parked. 2 guys stuck in the car and are too DRUNK to get out of the car. Luckily they weren't hurt but man for 15 seconds before I get up there, I was freaking the fuck out. The driver finally staggered out of the car, he told me they'd been drinking in the city and he couldnt' remember where they were going. He said they'd be going now. no way. sorry, dude. that car ain't goin' nowhere. you know, i didn't even check the 4wd for anyone in it. just assumed it was empty and parked out the front. i'm pretty sure that was the case because i've definitely seen it before and it was 430am when normal people should be in bed, but still... so by this stage, people are coming outside in their dressing gowns. the other guy's still fumbling around in the car trying to get out. fool. he gets out and basically falls over. so we're just sitting down on the ground trying to chill them out and one goes "you give me lift to hawthorn now?" fuckin A. there's people on the phone, assuming they're calling cops or something. man i had to leave. i'm already late for work! thought i'd call the cops anywayz...turns out no, the cops didn't know about it yet. what, was that old bag that was on the phone just calling her son or something?? ah well... poor dudes in the car. that's one expensive fun time in the city.
so got home from work at lunchtime and this pole out the front is bent down to the ground. what - did this car get airbourne or something?? there's glass everywhere and so that's shitting me cuz they've swept it all off the road onto the driveway. nice :)
anyway, i'm still alive. sorry to disappoint xx