# lis is me #

badness and madness

Friday, December 29, 2006

crazy chinaman

okay so the photo on the left is kind of describing what was in my dream - not the whole fire sequence, but the crazy chinaman ghost face.

so i had this crazy dream where there was a clock on the wall and a texta was stuck inside and this invisible thing kept drawing stuff on the clock face with the texta on the inside. i was like "Stop drawing on the clock! Mum don't you see it? don't you see it?" mum saw it too and just ignored it because she was a little freaked out and it had been doing it for years. so i decided i was gonna fix this clock.

so i took the clock off the wall and the clock face, which had turned from glass into some kind of plastic that was moving, like breathing in and out. mum was like "Lisa, don't touch it ! It's a bad clock!" "No," i said. "i'm gonna free whatever's in here. it needs to get out". As i ran my fingers across the clock face, it started to take the shape of a face (maybe more like the one on the left above)

so i went outside with a knife and the clock. by this stage the clock was whispering "free me, free me!" i asked the clock, "I hope you're not an evil ghost. if i let you out of this clock, you have to promise not to take over my body" The clock promised he'd disappear and leave this earth for eternity. i raised the knife and stabbed it down hard on the clock face, letting the spirit free. He rose into the air.... and straight back down again and took over my body and i became the evil chinaman. i was still partly me on the inside, but had horrible grey falling out hair and yucko teeth and was just evil all over.

i went back inside to mum with my hands covering my disfigured face and said, "i'm sorry, mum i just wanted to fix the clock" and then revealed myself. she was pretty horrified, she started screaming "this is what happens when you try and fix things!!!" i was just worried that i might kill mum or someoen because i was evil and had killed millions of people in my past life, so we set about finding an exorcist.

that's when i woke up.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

merry xmas!!!!!

merry xmas!!!!!
Originally uploaded by dixydizz.
just thought i'd wish everyone a great christmas, because it's such a special time to be with family and friends! and thanks for all the invites to different christmas parties and families, it's very nice to know people are happy to invite me to their families houses! even though i refuse them because of work and, you know, it's a personal thing like being with the families and stuff. not to worry - i'll hav another christmas in a months time when i head on back home! and i'll have another christmas next week when my pressies arrive wooh!! poor old santa, he's not able to make it to my house cuz i dont have a chimney. so he sent them by post and forgot how busy poor old australia post is.

hav a good one everyone luv lis

Thursday, December 14, 2006

some people are wankers

do i need to say any more??? i dont really want to . i cant be bothered explaining. just that i wish some people would keep their mouth shut, it's just not necessary to shout out whatever's on their mind. i know i do it all the time, and piss everyone off like every single day, but when it happens to me - and by some random person that i don't even know, have never met before, have never even seen before!!!! - i dont like it.

i will leave you now with a photo of something. i'm not sure what yet. its a surprise.....

ohhh now i feel better. i love this photo with salem's ass in turbo's face.

and now i've finished venting about the nasty man. so if i ever see him driving down koornang road in his white stationwagon again, i'll throw fruit at him from the fruit shop and then slit his throat.. oh maybe that last bit was a bit much. but watch out you... you... man. i dont care if you are having wife problems and need to take your frustration out on other people just cuz you're getting none. see ya in hell fruit man.