bruised

so we all know i'm a little bit of a hypochondriac, but i have something important to share with you........

this is a bruise (not the best picture ever) but a bruise it still is. and it's on my hip and about the size of my hand. MASSIVE. and it hurts like....like as if i jumped a metre off some scaffolding and slipped on a slippery rubber mat and fell through a door on saturday. oh wait - that really happened.

so i've showed about 84 people since saturday arvo and totally grossed everyone out. not sure if that's because i showed them my knickers or the bruise or my hip fat or maybe some stretch marks. oh hey be realistic - what girl hasn't go t t them? yes, they do suck and i guess you can't really see them unless there's a bit bruise on top of them because they still show through. dammit. you know what? i dont give a shit about that because my hip hurts a bunch and i can't wear pants properly and the seat belt hurts and it hurts to sleep and walk.

the good thing about saturday is that tib and i waterproofed my patio.....














and put bamboo on the fence....














and the boys that just moved out gave me their bbq!!!! SO YOU'RE ALL INvited to my place for a barbie.

lisabcool

Lisa's got a MySpace! I've decided to catch up with technology, and apart from the world of blogging, I thought a myspace page might be fun. It's so commercial, I just couldn't resist.

So if you'd like to take a peak, go here - http://www.myspace.com/lisabcool

Maybe you'll be inspired to make your own myspace page, if you haven't already. I really thought I was the last person on earth to do this, until I realised I had no "friends" at this wonderful internet site. So I invite you to join up and become my friend!! I'm begging you....BEGGING!

Luv you all, Lis