hello, hotness

• Is it hotness or hottness?

• it's getting hotter and i'm still in my tracksuit pants. i think i should probably stop wearing them.

• the fan is on and the front bit fell off and i stuck my hand in it. but i'm still typing ok so guess i still have all my fingers.

• i want to open my christmas presents now

• i want my cold to be gone. I feel a bit shit but did sleep 3 hours this afternoon to get rid of the collapsing chest.

• i drank enough this friday, saturday and sunday to pickle myself. but i didn't eat any pickle. i did eat mexican, however, including 3-day-to-make beans. they were very good.

• i just showed someone what closed captions look like. it happened to be Today Tonight time. I nearly shot myself the fact that I turned to 7 between 6:30 and 7pm. And then the story was about drink sizes and binge drinking. Coincidence?

• SKANKS...say no more

• lex's stinky feet are stinky

• there's shit tv tonight.